| ประโยคภาษาจีน : 中文句子 | 
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|  jīn tiān今天  wǒ我  zài在  gōu huǒ篝火  páng biān旁边  kǎo烤  zhe着  zhèng正  shuǎng爽  ne呢  hū rán忽然  yí gè一个  huǒ xīng火星  fēi飞  chū lái出来  luò落  zài在  kù dāng裤裆  chù处  wǒ我  dāng shí当时  yǎn míng shǒu kuài眼明手快  shǐ chū使出  chī nǎi de lì qi吃奶的力气  yī一  quán拳  dǎo捣  zài在  líng dang铃铛  shàng上 | 
| Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML. |